You must hand it to those lads over in The Sun, they certainly caught my attention with the following heading, 'Cheryl Banned From Will.i' *giggles*. According to them, Cheryl has been banned from any cavorting of any sort with Will.i (and I'm not referring to the Black Eyed Peas Will.i.Am) on doctors orders.

The beaut is now back in her mansion recovering but, is still very weak with low blood pressure. Just as she was leaving her docs gave her a couple of rules to follow; 1. No drink for a few weeks and, 2. No bedroom antics, to which she managed to find funny and muscled up a laugh. I'd say it was slightly awkward though with Derek and her mum at her side at the time.

Speaking of Will.i's, the big man himself has been constantly ringing either Derek or Joan, according to the paper. A source said, "Will has been phoning Joan and Derek non-stop to find out how Cheryl is. He's also sent the most beautiful bunches of flowers. He's been desperate to see her but she hasn't been up to having visitors. As soon as Joan said she was a lot better, he wasted no time arranging a visit. A load of people want to see her now she's recovering well, including her Girls Aloud bandmates." I'd say so since she banned everyone and anyone.

Poor Derek, or poor Will.i or Will.i.Am, *sighs*, it's getting hard to keep up......

-Alicia Coyle.