You know we said yesterday that there were nudey pictures of Nicolas Cage at large? Weeell, they don't exist. How do we know this? Cage kindly sent us a statement in the wee hours of this morning. It's via Slate PR and reads:
From: Alex Schack
Sent: 14 November 2013 02:05
To: [email protected]
Cc: Stephen Huvane
Subject: Nicolas Cage Statement
Below please find a statement from our client Nicolas Cage regarding your story
"Explicit photos of myself and Ms. Fulton simply do not exist and never have."
All the best,
Alex Schack | SLATE PR
9000 Sunset Blvd., Suite 915 | West Hollywood, CA 90069.
Thank you for clearing that up, Alex, we stand corrected and can now roam the wilds of Google safe in the knowledge that we're not going to happen across Mr. Cage's unmentionables.
We'd also like to thank you for CCing Mr. Huvane there, we're big fans of his work.