We might have mentioned it before, but we honestly believe that Parks & Recreation's Nick Offerman, better known as Ron Swanson, is not a man - but a Nordic god sent down from Valhalla.
Look at this beard, for Christ's sake. Thor's Hammer, that's a fine beard.
As you'd imagine, Mrs. Offerman's baby boy receives a number of letters and messages from fans. Some look for tips on how to craft a fine wooden chair, others look for beard care.
Some even look for advice on what to do with the rest of their lives.
Redditor dantheman57 contacted Nick Offerman and asked what he should do after high school.
Solid advice. Can't fault it.
Offerman, however, expanded on said answer on the back.
Damn advice fine, sir. Damn fine.
He should set up an advice hotline that we could call to talk about wooden ships and being outdoors.