We suggest sticking to apples for a while lads.
German police found 386kg of cocaine in banana crates, after 14 Aldi stores had been given the wrong delivery.
The shipments, which originated from Colombia, were mistakenly sent to the supermarket chain, and the contents were only discovered when employees found packets of the drug in the box instead of the fruit.
The combined value of the packages came to a total of €15million, making it Berlin’s biggest ever cocaine bust.
Shockingly, this isn’t the first time it’s happened, as 140kg of the stuff had been seized in 2014, but that was only worth a paltry €6million, so it’s barely worth mentioning. Chump change really.