Carol Vorderman, you big ride. Lookit you there - wowsers. OK, steady on, you're pushing a boundary now - then again, you are a Loose Woman *badabing* In the spirit of that ridiculousness, I've spent the morning categorising a selection of last night's National Television Awards attendees. They start off seriously enough, and then swiftly descend into gibberish. Enjoy. Care to see Who Won What?
Small Screen Siren
Janine off EastEnders
Cindy Beale/Stella Off Corrie
There's a Flannel With Your Name On It
Bird off Big Fat Gypsy Wedding
The Lady Over Right Your Shoulder is Disappointed Too
Carla off Corrie
Sporting The Contents of a Microscope Slide
Laura Whitmore - so, engorged red corpuscles are "in"?
Eyes Are Too Small For That Amount of Shadow
Lola of EastEnders
Brought a Rapist as a Date
Sally off Corrie. Explains why the neckline of her dress is inordinately high.
You've Got Some Neck
I'd Rather See Your Growler
Clothes are Officially Not Your Friend.