And intellectuals everywhere weep. This can only end well.

Snapped by one of our very own on Thomas St. last night, there have been a few of these sighted around the capital of late, and seeing as D-Day SAB-Day is tomorrow, we thought you might want a friendly reminder to watch your backside. In all seriousness, we really hope people see the joke in this (that being the non-existent "sponsors" billed and the fact the posters themselves are ridiculous) and don't actually decide to act on the posters, seeing as it's a one way ticket to a law suit if you do. So hands off people.