San Fran is known as a relaxed hippie state but some people take that a little too far....or a lot too far. Footage has been leaked of a "naked, spitting and pissing dude" in a San Francisco train station. Surprise surprise, he may not be the most tee-total of individuals you are likely to come across. Safe to say, in fact, this was the result of a massive drugs and drink bender to end all benders.

The "16th Street Terror", as he's become known, began to do his acrobatic workout at the station entrance after scary the bejaysus out of one poor woman. Most other commuters ignored the naked dancer. Standard. The ticket-booth woman taping the whole ordeal expresses her need for three days off after all the mess, and she deserves it. Nobody's got time for that shit.