Imagine if this had crossed Helen Flanagan's tiny mind. The poor bits of bark wouldn't have stood a chance.
In the absence of the waterfall shower (ok, there is that pump action thing, but it's not nearly as picturesque), Nadia went to the bother of honing an entire bikini from bits of bark while in the Celebrity Slammer yesterday. All she needs to do now is knit herself a garter and fling herself under the waterfall whenever she gets to it and job's a good un.
#ImACelebrity Nadia Forde reveals jungle body in makeshift bikini https://t.co/fBCpC3OwJw pic.twitter.com/SeYxFed1P9
— Evening Standard (@standardnews) November 17, 2014
What else is she meant to do when us Irish are "UNABLE" to phone in their votes and nobody in England knows who she is, hah? See, inventive, resourceful and intrepid. No wonder Kendra doesn't want her around...
Interestingly enough, unlike the previous night, Katie Hopkins had no tweets to offer Nadia during yesterday's episode. Instead she kept with the 'Gemma Collins is fat in case you hadn't noticed, FNNNAARRR' type level of japes. She did, however, have this nugget for Kendra.
Kendra doesn't want another girl. She wants to be Queen Bee. Like tinnitus with tits. #ImACeleb
— Katie Hopkins (@KTHopkins) November 17, 2014
She also had this for Jimmy Bullard, which didn't get nearly as much interaction because he's pretty much won the show already, innit.
Jimmy's mind is his strongest attribute. Do you get what he means? No Jimmy, I had courage right up there on top #ImACeleb
— Katie Hopkins (@KTHopkins) November 17, 2014
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