Before you get in a flap about the fate of Dap's caps (apologies), it' the splitzing ain't immediate. There will be a winding down process - 'cause Tulisa's not an octopus who can do X Factor, record with N-Dudz, and (allegedly) abuse BA airline staff on flights to Majorca (apparently she repeatedly told an air steward to "shut the f*** up" when her party were asked to power off their mobiles. Tulisa has since denying this claim, "I completely deny that I was abusive to airline staff on our flight to Majorca a few weeks ago... My PA had a disagreement with staff over his mobile phone but I categorically did not swear at the steward [sic] I'm disgusted that someone would make this up about me"). And then, with any luck, things will slow down to such an extent that N-Dudz will come to a complete halt.
The walking tea-cosy told The Mirror: "The band is definitely going to quiet down for the next year and a half to two years. We may release some stuff every six months but it will definitely be quieter. Then at the end of that period, we will do a Greatest Hits or Best of N-Dubz. Then that'll be it: finished."
Oh. No. Say it ain't so. What is Dappy to do now that he's been cut loose. He's going to work with Rihanna of course, like Cheryl and Coldplay: "She knows about what I'm doing and she's heard it... Also me and The Wanted are definitely doing a single together."
The latter should make for an interesting video. "Any foldin' stepz stoolz in dah 'owse?"
