The woman whose very existence is the sole source of Max Clifford's income, and who was the main perpetrator in RUINING my Christmas with those ridiculous bleedin' Iceland ads - yes, it could only be KERRY KATONA *jazz hands* was unsurprisingly unable to have a quiet New Year, and engaged in a barney with her mother-in-law on NYE. It's obviously in her genetic make-up that this woman is so despairingly desperate for attention that she'll go to any length to be featured in a tabloid gossip column. But don't blame the MiL - Katona is just very easy to hate. A source said: "Kerry hadn't spoken to Mark's mum for ages and it's fair to say that the atmosphere between them isn't the best. Things got worse as the evening went on and before long they were having words. Marilyn began shouting at her, saying, 'Who do you think you are?' "Kerry was having a go back and then a scuffle broke out." Oooh, bitchfight. Yay. Was there jelly involved? We'll soon find out, as a camera crew (presumably being paid x50 overtime) caught the incident for a new series about the silly bint that's to be shown on MTV. Can't wait...