Pants, Rihanna. PANTS. Actual white pants on their own with gusset galore. Even a pair of short shorts would've given what she chose to wear to last night's MTV Movie Awards a bit of formality. As for Shailene Woodley... the style is nice, but the material, colour and unfortunate sheen brings me back to the contents of the child's nappies... and this pose is not helping matters.

Thank GAWD for the likes of the beautifully understated Mila Kunis, rocking that liddler Kutcher bump of hers, and Rita Ora managing to bare a lot without a hint of hoochie. Seriously, not a hint of it.

See all the red carpet action in the below gallery. Expect lots of strong jawlines and subtle make up. Winners list can be seen over yonder in Movie News...