Dr Conrad Murray, who has had fingers pointed at every orifice of his personal being, may be charged in the coming weeks with the manslaughter of Michael Jackson according to Fox News. I know what you’re thinking, 'another f***ing MJ story??'  Well yes, but this time it's quite interesting and means that there could very well be an end to this pretty soon *gets on knees and prays*, now, if it's to be by his burial on his 51st birthday though, would be a miracle.

Since MJ’s death, rumours and allegations have been spreading quicker then a game of Chinese whispers as to who or what caused his death, what with plastic surgeons, past and present doctors.

The LA District Attorney’s office is currently debating if they should arrest the doc in Houston where he lives or let him go to LA and hand himself in as they still want to search a pharmacy, for what reasons are beyond me. Eh, wait a second, a man who is protesting his innocence is hardly going to just walk into a police station and say "Hi, my name is Dr Murray and I would like to hand myself in for the manslaughter of Michael Jackson".

Only yesterday Murray did a Chris Brown and released a statement via video. Being the nice sort I am, I have transcribed it for you, just in case you don't want the boss to catch you watching it, *winks*       

"I want to thank all of my patients and friends who have sent such kind emails, letters and messages to let me know of your support and prayers for me and my family. Because of all that is going on, I am afraid to return phone calls or use my email. (paranoid much?) Therefore, I recorded this video to let all of you know that I have been receiving your messages. I have not been able to thank you personally, which as you know, is not normal for me. Your messages give me strength and courage and keep me going (anyone got a hanky?). They mean the world to me. Please, don't worry (eh, was anyone even remotely worried?), as long as I keep god in my heart and you in my life, I WILL be fine. I have done all I could do, I told the truth and I have faith that the truth will prevail. God bless you and thank you".

One County Prosecutor called the video a "Total PR stunt........ I think what they're trying to do is humanise him, trying to make him seem like this is somebody that maybe you could know and this is not a bad guy - that's what they're trying to do,"

In fairness he looks like he is totally reading, even his exaggerated words and blinks are well timed.

Oh you gotta love the Yanks!

-Alicia Coyle