I blame Family Guy. Just sayin'.

Here's the back track bit: Miley did a gig at G.A.Y. a few days back, where - for all intents and purposes - she condoned date rape. It's all just a bit of a laugh, you see, totally worth trivialising... Here's what she said mid gig:

"You know, everyone's a little bit gay... It's the truth. Everyone's gay, all it takes is one cocktail. And if that doesn't work, sprinkle something in their drink. That's what I always do."

Nobody laughed. Not even the tumbleweeds.

And now to the reported 'apology'. Which.... hang on a second.... isn't about the date rape comment at all.... she just wants Liam Hemsworth to know she doesn't care that much. Seemingly, after her hilariod quip, she introduced Wrecking Ball with the following onstage tirade:

"I'm going to tell those mother**kers that broke my heart, particularly one, to suck my fat c**k, and to enjoy hearing this song for the rest of your life."

Soooo, the only "explanation" from her on twitter is the following:

The  pop star, who spent most of her time fornicating with a giant blow-up penis at the gig, split from Hunger Games star Liam in September last year after four years together and has since been romantically linked to actor Kellan Lutz and rapper Mike Will Made It, who worked on her latest album Bangerz.

After clearing things up on Twitter, Miley then went on to celebrate her mother Tish's 54th birthday and posted a series of photographs to Instagram of the two of them relaxing and sipping martinis in Glasgow, wearing face paint and animal masks. As one does.