So here are the photos the American press are having a hissy fit over, what with her just getting engaged to Liam Hemsworth 'n all.

She's not exactly "frolicking", but here she is with her mate Cheyne Thomas, sharing a floatation device in a Miami pool. She's probably helping him promote something.

In response to the hubbub, Miley tweeted: "I love my fiancé & he loves me. All the rest is bull sh*t. We get to live a life of happiness no one can take that away from us!"

Yeah, but you're getting married at 19. That's one sure fire way of sucking the happiness out of your lives prematurely...

I could prattle on about you being too young, or I could just post this instead.