Bad boob jobs a plenty; Living Inflatable Dolls (Amy Childs embodying Cliff Richard's lesser known remix); Atomic Kitten's old line up (Kerry Katona, Natasha Hamilton, and Liz McClarnon); gusset flashing (Maria Fowler); a glimpse of Lizzie's Cundy at a swinging party; members of Hollyoaks, TOWIE, MIC (OK, Made in Chelsea... MIC won't take off, will it); a member of Blue (Simon Webbe); subtle style (Lauren Pope and her date); Nicola McLean, back breaking bap thrusting (Aisleyne Horgan Wallace); scary ex-showgirls (Nikki Zilli); X-Factor - the new old batch (Paije Richardson); Bianca Gascoigne; and the future generation...

Depressing and weirdly compelling in equal measure, this was the guest list attending OK! Magazine's Christmas Party last night.

They all danced to DJ Ironic.