Here they are, Georgia'Mammy and Daddy. Not as surprising as Chris De Burgh. Nothing ever is.

That's about it really, except I'd like to express glee at avoiding Dublin Housewives for most of the week. There was a chance encounter on Monday, which got swiftly dealt with, and then another during Midweek on Wednesday night, which featured the not-at-all orchestrated spat between the chipper bird who tried to break her way into TV as an Italian bar wench on Podge & Rodge, and one of the blonde ones (the one who makes people look like this for a living) which was repeated on last night's Xpose.

It's over (for) now. It's safe to turn back on your telly boxes.