If you find this amusing/slightly arousing, wait 'til you see the shot of them attempting to set this up. It does indeed look like James Bourne is giving birth to Matt Willis's head.

But before we bring you that visual slightly further down the post (feel free to start scrolling downwards), let's not forget they were attending an awards ceremony, and therefore there's a winners list that needs rehashing (if only for comedic value. You'll see why in a second).

Ultimate Music Star - Ellie Goulding

Ultimate TV Personality - Nicole Scherzinger (BAAAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHA!)

Ultimate Export - Little Mix

Ultimate Style Icon - Paloma Faith

Ultimate Radio Personality - Jameela Jamil (again - AAHBAAHAAHAAH!)

Ultimate Accessories Queen - Lulu Guinness

Ultimate Sports Woman - Christine Ohuruogu

Ultimate Men - Ant and Dec

Ultimate UK Actress - Sheridan Smith

Ultimate Film Actress - Scarlett Johansson

Ultimate Celeb Inspiration - Angelina Jolie

Ultimate Editor's Choice - Baroness Doreen Lawrence

OK, kack-riddled snorefest complete, let's get back to McBusted's before shot - TAHDAAAH!

What other hybrid band would chin each other in the scrotums with their newly crowned heads just for a giggle? Look, Tom's head's disappeared, glasses discarded and everything. Now that's commitment. The only thing slightly upsetting about this photo is that Tom wasn't strong enough to hold Harry aloft, 'cause he's always the preferred bared torso of choice. Sorry Dougie, you know I love you, but muggins here needs to be less hairy than her fella.