It's not everyone who'd have the balls to wear a questionable t-shirt declaring "I get older, they stay the same age" while out with the missus at the Samsung Galaxy ArtistÂ's Lounge at the Austin City Limits Music Festival. Matthew McConaughey just about gets away with it, however, given he uttered the line once in Dazed and Confused...

In case you've never seen the scene in question; knocker yerself out. Be warned, though, it's rather NSFW for language.

Next time, Matthew, we'd really appreciate an homage to the doo too.