What do you do when your (BEAUTIFUL) model girlfriend is about to due to give birth to your first baby? You fly yourself to Nicaragua, douse your pits in Eau de Desperation and fling yourself at anything in possession of body temperature at the local boozer. Then forage for footwear in a rudimentary sewer. Father-to-be Matthew McConaughey put this practice in to action recently, according to Star magazine: "'He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old,' claims an eyewitness who was at the bar. 'He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around. A few minutes after he finally left the bar, someone found him searching through a sewage ditch outside. When they asked him what he was doing, he mumbled, 'I've lost my flip-flops!'" Well, he won't have any qualms when it comes to nappy changing. His (STUNNING) girlfriend, Camila, must be brimming with the heady mix of excitement, pride and the calm that comes with security.