It's going to be one of those days. Had I known, I would've saved the My Little Pony montage for this morning.
Two of the top showbiz stories in today's Sun include summink abaht Jordan's photos with Amir Khan being the death knell for her relationship with whatshisface. The other is an article involving Adam Levine (of the recently resurrected Maroon 5. He's more famed for likening sex with Maria Sharapova to fornicating with a dead frog).
Well, here he is getting it on with a Russian Victoria Secret model who he hired for his band's latest promo video (it involves never leaving beds). Everyone's making a big wup about it because she just so happens to be his real-life girlfriend for the last two years, Anne Vyalitsyna.
Yeah, there's something creepy about watch a real couple going at it, in public, when one of them has their arse out for most of it, in front of several wide-eyed children. It didn't work for Ben and Jen, for Nicole and Tom, or Aniston or Vaughan, or Mia and Woody. Although I will make an exception for Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton... and Bacall and Bogart... aaand possibly Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell... aann...
