When he's not off spending his bands' millions on stuffed baboons and the caged skeletons of little children, Marilyn's attempting to devise a cunning plan to infiltrate the Guinness Book of World Records. A source close to the singer said: "Marilyn is desperate to get into the famous book, and wants to do it for something people will associate him with. He thought about all the wacky records he could try and break, and came across Jackie Bibby's record. That's when he decided he wanted to try and break it." And what did Jackie Bibby do? He only sat in a bath populated with 87 rattlesnakes for three quarters of an hour. Father-of-two Jackie - who holds four world records including holding eight rattlesnakes in his mouth by their tails (not as impressive as heads but how and ever) - has perfected the art of bathing with the venomous creatures. He said: "They can go wherever they want as long as they don't start biting. The key to not biting is for me to stay still. Rapid movement scares a rattlesnake. If you move real slow and gentle, that doesn't seem to bother them." Yeah and sure they'll probably just think they're bathing with an oversized deity of theirs; long, skinny, dead-eyed, clammy looking...
