Fine bit of PR for Sligo's Four Lantern's restaurant there; tis the eatery of choice for those seeking a bit of solo howsyerfather of quiet a Monday evening. 

According to, a man in his late 20s will appear in court come June 5th after resisting arrest thanks to a public bout of having a ball for himself. 

An eyewitness states that the man attempted to fight off four Gardai as "he continued to masturbate." One can only begin to imagine the amount of batons involved. 

Sligo News Online added that the accused informed Gardai "he was 'lit on cocaine' and has no recollection of the incident happening."

Handy that... I'll get my coat.