A man was arrested in the US for intent to commit bestiality after he posted an ad on American site Craig’s List with the headline ‘Man Seeks Horse’.

According to Gawker, 22 year old Donald Waelde posted that he would “do something in return” for a trusty steed and was caught when Maricopa County Sheriff’s Department responded to the ad and set up a sting.

Seriously.

Did he think he was talking to a horse pimp, or an actual horse? ‘Cause Mr. Ed has been dead for years.

Bestiality has been illegal in the state of Arizona since 2006 and police in Maricopa County have apparently investigated four cases over the past six years.

That sound you hear is a brothel being hastily set up in the town.

Pic via Maricopa County Sherriff