As if it hadn't been a stomach-churningly gross week in WTF news, a man has been arrested in NYC after getting a little too up close up and personal with some pepperoni in a grocery shop. So now we have the fear of God in us of buying anything in the supermarket.
Police were called to a Hannaford store in the Big Apple after this guy was caught on camera rubbing 'a packaged stick of pepperoni on his exposed penis' before putting it back on the shelf for the unsuspecting public to purchase.
... Happy Friday?