Madonna has reportedly been spotted "making out" with a man in his 70s. About bleedin' time 'n all.

The 51-year-old singer has been dating 23-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz (amazingly) for the past year, but it is understood their relationship has cooled (one loyal friend deposited this upon the media: "The problem with Jesus is as simple as it is obvious. It's the age difference (NAAAAAHHH?!). He's 23. She's 51. How long could it last? How it even lasted a year seems a miracle to a lot of people. He's perfectly nice, a gentleman and very smart. But they are in such different places in their lives. They both benefited, but it’s pretty much over now. Or, as Madonna told me, 'We've just run out of things to talk about. I mean, it's really pushing it for us to have common ground these days. We have Kabbalah, but that's about it'").

While neither have confirmed they have split, Madonna has been seen getting hot and heavy with a man at her local New York Kabbalah center. reports: "People at the Kabbalah center were in shock the other day when they caught Madonna making out with a man who appeared to be in his mid 70s." Any other details? Like, where were they at the time? Was she tethering him to something sturdy in the prayer room with red string? If this arbitrary claim be true, I suppose a 70-year-old is the natural progression when one tires of being with "shallow toy boys."

Her new beau is understood to be a former Wall Street executive, who has been a follower of Kabbalah, a branch of Judaism, for the past 20 years. “They’re definitely an item (OK, any additional information? No?)... Madonna is dedicated to her Kabbalah faith, and is known to find it vitally important that any man she is with also follows the religion. Guy was a regular visitor to Kabbalah centres during their eight-year-marriage, but no longer practices the religion. Jesus also took an interest in the faith." And it stood him in good stead for a year. One wondrous year getting papped and the odd DJ gig. Good times.