Singer / songwriter, James Morrison (who became a daddy for the first time yesterday), had this to say of an encounter with Madonna in LA: "I'm not her biggest fan but thought I'd say hello so I went over and said, 'Hello, I'm James, nice to meet you,' and put my hand out to shake hands. She just looked at it and said, 'And what do you do?' I told her I was a singer and she just stared at me and didn't say anything. It was really uncomfortable. Then she just ignored me. F**k her, though, it's just a matter of common courtesy. It doesn't matter what someone does for a living. She's just rude. There's no excuse for it."
Ah, James, you see that was very possibly the Madonnandroid you met. It has yet to acquaint itself with social pleasantries. There was only sufficient time to programme it to flash it's portal, lip sync and change costumes at speed.