Madonna brought her amazing 20 minute set to somewhere in Maidstone on Saturday night (it was broadcasted on BBC3 and Radio 1 live), but it wasn't without its hiccups. Nothing went wrong per say, it was just Madonna being Madonna. According to The Sun: "Madonna caused her share of backstage ructions when she jetted in (in a helicopter) for her 20-minute set. As well as her own VIP area, she had a 70-strong entourage and three dressing rooms. Her security was so tight, even hubby Guy Ritchie had trouble getting in! She had special Kabbalah water shipped in and demanded bouquets of white roses which remained unopened. While she only ate fresh fruit, the same can't be said of her friends. They arrived early and wolfed down free food and booze reserved for the artists (The Fratellis had to order in their own pizzas, bless). Madonna also failed to endear herself to performers by arriving late for rehearsals and forcing everyone else's allocated time slot to be put back. All in all, most people couldn't wait to see the back of her." Things didn't get much better when she landed onstage, with the near-50-year-old erupting: "You guys are going to have to start f***ing it up out there 'cos I need to feel some love. I'm going to do an old song. But not too old. F*** the present. Let's live in the past." Madonna living in the past?! There's another shocker. Needless to say, the Beeb got more than their fair share of complaints in from viewers and listeners alike. But life has a way of biting people on the hoop when they get too big for their britches - and this came in the form of Scooter knocking 'Hard Candy' off the top of the UK album charts yesterday. I hope you enjoyed that nanosecond before the realisation of Scooter being sent to number one sank in fully...