OK, get this... 27-year-old Prince Harry and 38-year-old Cameron Diaz bumped into each other in a London Gym and have been spotting each other ever since. 'Cause that's likely. Then again, Diaz is trying to rustle up PR for Bad Teacher, so she could be stalking him, who knows.
Some demented being entertained by Digital Spy claims: "Since arriving in England (she's filming Gambit with Colin Firth, plug, plug, plug number 2), Cameron was adamant she would keep up with her strict exercise regime... Since first clocking one another and saying hello, [Cameron and Harry] have coincided visits on two further occasions... During the second one, they were pounding along on adjacent treadmills and Harry cheekily nudged-up Cameron's speed dial, suggesting a one kilometre race. Cameron agreed... and won." Her legs are much longer.
Hang about, this story might not be a blatant "PR FOR NEW MOVIE" burp - it might be true... 'cause, really, that story was a bit bland. If it were made up, surely the "source" would've said Cameron was - I dunno - doing lunges in spandex throughout their first meeting, before she leapt upon Harry's back and insisted he do laps of the gym - where Royalty and A list stars hang out - while she bellowed well known cheerleading chants before repeatedly screeching "C'MON YOU P*SSY!!" into his ear.
Nope, even interjection of such a scenario doesn't make that story/barrell of ole b*ll*cks interesting.