Here, it was either honky hoofs, or Simon Cowell bellyaching on about how The Voice is "exactly like X Factor" (which is exactly like Pop Idol, but you managed to get away with that courtesy of your friendship with Simon Fuller...)
Louis, the only one with a long term girlfriend, regularly sucks all the air out of the tour bus due to his dislike for socks. Niall Horan, who's fast becoming a mouthpiece of Kian Egan proportions, had this to say on the issue:
"Louis has the smelliest feet ever. He wears plimsolls with no socks so his feet get very sweaty and the sweat is captured. If we are on a bus or something and he takes them off we all pretty much start gagging."
This is one of The Sun Online's top stories today. You can go bustle about your daily business now.
