Prepare to feast your eyes on the same 10 people in multiple outfits... it's London Fashion week!

Eliza Doolittle has been running herself ragged, with no less than five outfits so far. Kudos to her for lengthening her skirt in favour of some side boob; insisting on driving an inflatable lion home from the Mulberry show, and being the only natural locked lady in a row of anemic-haired grannies.

Marina Diamandis this week has mostly been dressing as a beauty school dropout. Awful, awful, and awful.

Also putting in a plethora of appearances were Naomi Campbell, Nicola Roberts' handbag (and an ill-advised jumpsuit), Pixie Geldof, Peaches Geldof, Olivia Palermo, Poppy Delevigne, Kristen Stewart, Ellie Goulding, Ronnie Woods' latest, whileLaura Whitmore turned up to everything (A,

 Kelis, Beyonce,and Sienna Miller only put in the one appearance. Surprisingly, Paloma Faith, Diana Vickers, and an orange-embracing Jamie Winstone also only turned up to one event.

Also included: Erin O'Conner, Hofit Golan, Tilda Swindon, various Sugababes past and present, and Georgia Salpa's nemesis.

Just one question. Where the f*** is Daisy Lowe?