La  Lohan has retorted to Rosie O'Donnell's claims she is "not capable" of playing the late Dame Elizabeth Taylor.

Rosie got the ball rolling earlier in the week, saying the actress - who is due to portray the iconic star in (made for TV) movie 'Liz and Dick' (nice, doesn't at all sound like a porn caper) - accusing her of not being in the right frame of mind to work. Or much else. 

During a TV interview, the always eloquent Rosie offered: "The last thing she did good she was 16. I don't think she's right for the role and I don't think she's capable at this point of do-ing what's needed." More on that obvious observation here.
The 25-year-old replied: "It's funny that someone you don't know at all can say something so intrusive and so knowing. You know, I did one of my first interviews with her when I was little. I was so excited."

Then she added: "She should base her opinions when she meets someone." And she has met you. 

Meanwhile, Lindsay insists she will "prove her critics wrong" and "commit 100 per cent to the project", yaddah, yaddah.  Speaking to Access Hollywood, she said: "I don't want to have any room for any sort of fault. Life's too short to make mistakes and I've learned that, so I just want to do it the way she would have wanted it to be done. I know that I'm great… I know Liz Taylor really well. I'm really lucky to be able to do this role and I just want to honour her the way that she should be honoured, because she's helped a lot of people in her life. I'm going to do the best that I can do with the role and I'm very excited to do it."

If you know/knew her so well Lindsay, you'd be well aware that she didn't start pumping her face full of crap until she was at least twice your age. What the f*ckareyoudoing?!?

Christina Milian may have hair from Falcon Crest (pictured at Star Magazine'sAll Hollywood Event, which - given the identikit guest list - was clearly all Hollywood and little else), but she is five years older than you (she's 30) yet manages to look half your age. In summation - step away from the needles. But keep doing what you're doing with the shoes, they're lovely. 

P.S. No one's looking at your dress, love.