When Michael Lohan heard Dina had been crowned a Top Mom by reputable establishment Mingling Moms, he said: "Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself. I guess they forgot to mention how this top super-mom leaves her kids alone at night and even parties in their presence. Just wait until we go back to court. She comes stumbling out of Butter at 3:15 a.m. with bloodshot eyes and a red runny nose, yelling 'Oh, (bleep),' when she saw the paparazzi…" He then joyously informed TMZ that Dina, in her haste to pick up the award, missed a court-ordered family therapy session: "She's meant to be here in therapy as ordered by the court. If she's not, she's in contempt of court, meaning she's missed more than 60% of appointments. Is she a top mother for doing that? What is she putting first? If it was me, I would be in jail. I hold myself accountable - she doesn't." So, neh! When Dina learned of her ex's outburst, she said: "He's a loose cannon. We speak to a therapist once a week and I'm not required to be there. My kids want me there, so I go. Obviously with our (TV) show and the event, Ali (AKA Lindsay II) and I reschedule. I've allowed him visitation once a week, so I don't understand why he's doing this. He's jealous that I got the award. He even called the organizers and tried to talk them out of giving it to me... He's using the media to talk to me. I'm getting nervous. Lindsay came to town two weeks ago and wanted security guys there in case he showed up. His parole officer needs to see what he's doing and realize that he cannot address me directly or indirectly. He wears a tracking device and they'll know if he comes anywhere near me. He's on a mission to destroy me." And who says drugs induce paranoia? But seriously, folks, you know what I'm going to say now, don't you?! You ready?!? YOU SURE? OK... *presses back of hand to forehead* Will someone PLEASE think of the children!!! Where are they while this is all going on? Is the young Boy-Lindsay foraging for love/direction/food somewhere? Is Lindsay II crying so hard she can't put her coloured contacts in to cover those beautiful brown eyes of hers? Is there someone nearby to say "Lindsay I?! Put the bottle down, Lindsay I!!"