She's got legs (ZZ Top has indeed been bouncing round the brain all weekend)... and ankles, if the pictures taken at Diesel's 30th Anniversary Celebrations in New York on Saturday are anything to go by. What's going on here? Did she run out of bronzer? Was she sporting ankle socks for most of her Mexican holiday? Does Samantha have an aversion to the taste of fake tan? Did she think that particular hue of orange clashed horribly with the purple carpet, and therefore a healthy distance between the two was necessary? Or perhaps Lindsay's taking the PR for her leggings range very seriously. In fact, I bet these are the latest additions to her "design" tangent - they're supposed to be sported with boots, for the ultimate tan effect, but she's also contractually obliged to wear Louboutin platforms to such affairs and hoped no one would notice. Yep, that's the only feasible excuse for going out looking like you're wearing fleshy footless tights. Which reminds me, I must purchase some ludicrously overpriced leggings as of immediately *dives into couch for loose change*... Whaddya mean "they're out of stock"?! Well, I suppose knee pads are in high demand in Hollywood...