We fear Lindsay's due a breakdown shortly. Let's see... on Thursday, she decided a spot of stage invasion was in order and popped up behind Lily Allen on stage during her gig in LA. There's no need to subject yourself to the whole video (which features Allen doing her Britney Spears impression), just shimmy yourself along to about the 3.30 mark. Then, sit back and survey Lohan embody the word "awkward." For those unable to watch videos in work, count yourselves amongst the lucky - a bunch of hunched, gangly hair extensions (a more russety version of that bird from The Ring, if you will) waving it's limbs about - while crowing to "WIIMEEENOORRRZEER", only to slope off stage left after little feedback - is never required viewing.
Perhaps this display of wanton attention seeking (one step away from a vadge flash, in my book) made Samantha Ronson come screaming to her senses, as she barred Lindsay from a party she threw the following night, and THEN had the locks changed on her gaff the next day. You know, cause Lindsay decided to turn up to the party despite being told she was persona non grata. Ooooch. That must've particularly smarted considering even Paris Hilton was allowed attend...
According to OK! Magazine: "The doormen were apparently under strict instructions from the Ronson family to look out for Lindsay and not to let her in under any circumstances. Before Lindsay's arrival at the event, an insider told OK! that the Ronsons had gone out of their way to insure she wouldn't be able to get inside. 'Unless Lindsay rams a truck through the red carpet or skydives in, she won't be here,' revealed the source. But just as expected, Linds still showed up, only to be 'restrained from coming in by five security guards,' (FIVE?!) according to an onlooker. Lindsay knew she was unwanted, but came anyway, to no avail,' said another source." Not attractive.
So, what's Lindsay up to at the minute? Raking up a big hotel bill in Chateau Marmont as she currently has no fixed abode. I wonder where her ma/nager is. Probably teasing Ali's hair in a hotel room down the hall.
