It's safe to assume that Lindsay didn't heed the advice to back away from her laptop. Of the media's constant speculation regarding the status of her relationship with Samantha Ronson, she blathered:

"all in all-they should just stop asking altogether, once and for all if she and i are broken up because frankly, if we ever ever did… i would say it before they could even think of asking. i'd say it here probably... i say everything here on myspace. okay. well, i hope that all the gossip magazines and sites, and lurkers read this cuz it's not true. ahh! i love myspace because i can just write, and i love writing, and i can prove all the liars wrong... wow- the people that make shit up must really feel silly, embarrassed, out of stories, scr*w*d, f*ck*d, punk'd, and so much more. because, i can use myspace and just let everyone know what's really going on. which is so much more fun! cuz now, people can get to know the REAL me. yay!"

I wonder how much the current owners of MySpace pay for blatant celebrity endorsements these days.