The ma/nager of her offspring is still trying to defend her exploitative wreck of a reality show currently airing on E! by saying: "It's about setting the record straight because there are so many horrific things written about my daughter and myself and my family and my children." Because you keep giving them fodder to write about? If you remove yourself and your family from the equation they'll soon bore of you. Lindsay II, AKA Ali, reportedly chimed in with: "My mom doesn't want the fame. She wants to be in the spotlight to take over her kids' careers. She's like any mom in America." OK, Ali, you're talking complete gibberish. Is... is that a droplet of drool hanging from your lips? Why are your eyes so dead, Ali? No, no, please don't shuffle away, I just want to help!