Some babies are born with silver spoons in their gobs, while others come wielding college placements. Halle Berry's unborn child has been given an official place at New York's Pace University, where America's Actors Studio is based. Ex-pimp/university dean, James Lipton, said; "As dean emeritus of the Actors Studio Drama School of Pace University, I would like to say that since this little person has already attended this craft seminar (that being The Actor's Studio) and has behaved like a perfect gentleman or lady, he or she is officially and forever an alumnus or an alumna of Pace University." And there you were thinking Lipton couldn't possibly be more sycophantic... I could say something about him being into Berries, but far be it for me to be crude.