Sick of it, you may be, but we have to have a chat about Lindsay heading to jail, being locked up, banged up, cuffed and booked, however you want to say it. At around 5pm yesterday evening, Lindsay made her final journey as a free woman to an LA courthouse where she was about to surrender. Waiting for her were a swarm of paps and reporters, accompanied by a number of cameramen racing to get a good spot so to catch LiLo's final walk. Oh, there was also this guy. As I watched the Live Stream on TMZ, he was shouting psychotically (while sporting a snazzy pink top [he's waaaaay too buff looking to be wearing summit like that] "Free Lindsay, free Lindsay nooooowwww). She only took a bit of cocaine"....eh, mate, tis illegal that is. But then the lurking media thought, 'hey, let's interview this guy, he seems to be Lindsay's number one fan.' He was asked why he supported the actress, to which he replied with "Her movies are like, the best I have EVER seen, they are the best of all time and her album is the best album, I've ever listened to." The reporter questioned him about the reason Ms Lohan was in this position in the first place, i.e. being in possession of drugs, drink driving and not adhering to the terms of her probation. He suddenly paused for a moment and responded, with...."Oh, did she? I didn't know that, oh..." - devastated. Seen as he was shouting about Charlie only a few minutes previously, my guess is he is a little cookooo *swizzles fingers around head*

But, let's get back to the rebel herself. Arriving, apparently a little late, Lindsay sported some swanky new roots, what looked like freshly puckered up lips and a very stylish pair of boots. Sitting beside her on/off/on again attorney, she looked slightly nervous but also quite suspicious. Here she is looking at Shawn Chapman Holley, but that expression on her face says a thousand words. Maybe something along the lines of, "I can't believe that you like, totally didn't get me out of this f**king situation, I'm like so p***ed, I like, unbelievably hate you right now..." And here, she looks like she is plotting some sort of cunning plan or summink, "... I'll just pretend that I like you for now but don't you worry, when I do get out, which will be in a few days, mwahahaha, I am going to totally ring up all my girls and tell them NOT to use you, EVERRRR. I'm a better actress then you think."

After the judge said her piece, the court room cameras were ordered off and that was the last we saw of Lindsay, until she was driven away. According to sources who were inside the court room, TMZ stated Lindsay took being cuffed like a champ. Afterwards, inevitably, MichaelLohan (who Lindz ordered to stay away from her while she was in Pickford lofts) got his other half to speak to the press and made a quick hop, skip and jump right on over to Larry King to pour his heart out. It's all about exposure eh Michael?

Reports this morning from the US state that Lohan has settled in well, she is going for a medical and a psychological exam. Her cell, which is approximately 12ft by 8ft is size, is located in the special needs unit. While she is banned from smoking cigarettes, Lindsay will have the pleasure of watching I Love Lucy re-runs and around the clock news.

See you in a few weeks Lindsay *waves*

-Alicia Coyle