Herself and Drew Barrymore should really have a chat. Although, given Drew managed to divorce her parents when she was 15 (after the smoking, drinking, the cocaine abuse and the suicide attempt, "she moved in with singer David Crosby, sobered up and a year later filed for emancipation – and has never relapsed since"), La Lohan might have left things too late.
Lindsay is reportedly furious after her doting-and-not-at-all-fame-hungry father made public a call she made to him following a scrap with her mother Dina in the early hours of Wednesday morning and no longer wants to speak to him after he betrayed her trust.
She said: "I'm done with him. He doesn't know what it means to be a father. He doesn't want to be a dad." But he's been to prison for fraud, constantly courted the media, and broken into your house and everything.
During the call, Lindsay claimed to her father that Dina was high on cocaine, but she insists her words were "hurtful and untrue" and the row with her mother - which came at 4am after a night out at a club - was not serious.
To clarify, she's now saying Dina wasn't a "f*cking devil" high on cocaine. She made it all up. She told TMZ Live: "I told my dad a really hurtful and untruthful lie about my mom. She was not on cocaine. Daughters have fights with their moms. It happens a lot. It's normal."
Following Lindsay and Dina's row - during which the actress sustained a cut to her leg - po-lice were called to the showbiz matriarch's house in Long Island, New York.
Officers made a Domestic Incident Report but no arrests were made.
