*CHOPARD GALLERY INCLUDED* Lindsay Lohan has poo-pooed reports she is dating a 36-year-old photographer called Indrani.
To clarify, she had this subtlety to say to Us Magazine: "No, no, no... In NO way am I dating her." That's a 'no' then.
There had been reports that the Mean Girls star and the snapper, who is also known as Julia I. Pal-Chaudhuri, had allegedly shared a number of dates and had spent the night together.
"Lindsay and Indrani have been seeing each other since we shot her last fall... I've seen them on dates, I have seen them making out," Indrani's business partner Marcus Klinko had previously commented.
The New York Post reports Indrani has said of her relationship with Lohan: "We have been spending a lot of time together. I have never had a relationship with a woman before, but Lindsay is just somebody who I find fascinating, gorgeous and extremely smart, as well as super-hot."
As well as a household name. There's been no word of a pending 'Indrani' photo exhibition, but one can expect something of that ilk forthwith.
Here's photographs of Lindsay avoiding alcohol at The Chopard 150th Anniversary Party held in Cannes on Monday evening. She might have been steering clear of the hooch, but I suspect Lady Victoria Hervey might have succumbed to a tipple, what with the hoofing off what looks like a cigarette before losing it down her top. That or she was merely trying to siphon attention from the entire Hilton clan herding up to yet another event, or Madonna's boy toy smouldering for the camera, or the length of Eva Herzigova's dress, or Jedward's inevitable future. LOOK at the pair of them. Amazing. As for bum cracks on display, alas, there were none, but there was a rogue breasticle.