The singer (I was going to put in 'slash presenter' but it's not really applicable given the ratings) said the following to Martin Freeman, who had the recent joy of appearing on her chatshow: "Ricky (Gervais) is actually my type. I quite like the older man. Has he got a hairy back?... I like men with a bit of meat and a bit of hair. Not on the head though - I prefer them bald." Funny, that sounds remarkably like her dad... who all but blanked her until she got famous - oh, bar use her as a ruse to push drugs at Glastonbury. Isn't it mental how childhood experiences impact on the rest of a lifetime? Isn't it mad how we all now presume Ed Simons has hairy shoulders?