Almost exactly two years to the day since Lily Allen was arrested for assaulting a photographer, Allen has decided to celebrate this anniversary with a repeat offence. Sporting a pair of blues shades that she apparently got free with a McDonald's Happy Meal, Lily threw a right hook to a paparazzo who had allegedly shunted her car from behind in an attempt to get a snap.

So the paparazzo in question might be sporting a bruised ego and sore chin this morning but you can be sure that the lucky photographer who took the picture of Lily's assault is laughing his way to the bank. But, be warned, my friend, Lily is a repeat offender. She has no qualms about slapping, kicking, pulling hair and even throwing bottles of water and she's looking for you next.

-John Balfe

(Sheena McGinley is away)