Ahhh Monday morning, how nice of you to stop by.
Right so I vowed not to go too overboard on the Robsten (that's Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's ridiculous celebrity moniker, for those of you who've been living with the bears in the woods this past while) fiasco that's been gripping the nation of late as I'm sure there's more than a handful of you who couldn't give a hoot. However, as more strands of juicy information trickle down through the grapevine, I just CAN'T help myself. Soz.
Numero uno: Robert Pattinson is moving out. Moving vans were spotted outside his and K-Stew's Hollywood home over the weekend so this we can confirm.
2. While we were quick to rubbish it last week, apparently Rob WAS just weeks away from proposing to his on screen lover. A source tells the Mirror, "Robert hoped to marry Kristen and was making preparations to spring a proposal before she admitted cheating." If these two manage to reconcile and gear themselves up for a proposal just in time for the final Twilight movie, then we'll know it was a total hoax.
3. Rupert Sanders' wife Liberty Ross has now forgiven her husband, putting his and Kristen's tryst down to being one of those 'silly flirtations.' Really? Didn't look like just a wink and a nod, if you ask me, Libz. Then again, when you've been married for damn near a decade with two kiddy winkles to consider, maybe you do have to put these things behind you. For better or worse, right? What do you think, should she have forgiven him so easily? Or is this just a temporary front? And why is Kristen the one getting all the bad press when Sanders is the one with a wife and kids?
4. While Pattinson is still apparently not speaking with his broody boo, some reports say he wants to have a "man to man" chat with Sanders. A source tells Radar, "Rob wants to have a man to man chat with Rupert to find out exactly what happened between him and Kristen." Seriously, you couldn't even begin to write this sh*t.
5. Lastly, Gulf News remind us just how much we heart Robert Pattinson by referring to his Vanity Affair interview back in April of this year during which the topic of cheating was broached. "There's a thing I've never got: That is, why do people cheat? How you can keep two relationships going at the same time... I'm not the casual-affair kind of guy... If I choose to be with someone, it’s because I really want it. When I have a relationship, I'm 100 per cent into it."
Killing us here, Rob. KILLING us!