Aaaaaaand this is the reason why lecturers don't give out their phone numbers to students.
Drunken texts are never a good idea. The best case scenario you say something stupid to a friend and they make fun of you for years, the worst case is you declare your love to a crush you've had for years.
Actually, as it turns out there's something slightly worse than that, something we hadn't even thought about. Drunkenly texting your college lecturer abusive comments while simultaneously letting him know you got drunk instead of doing an assignment for their class. Yeah, that's probably the worst case scenario.
Luckily for Patrick, Mr. Martin saw the funny side of it. Well, it seems like he did anyway, but we'll wait for the result of his paper before confirming.
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