Unless you're living under a rock or are somehow blessed with the ability to filter out all Trump-related news from your life (and if so, please share your gift with us), you'll know that CBS's 60 Minutes was set to air an interview with adult film star Stormy Daniels, real name Stephanie Clifford, about her alleged 2006 affair with Donald Trump last night and while there were some hairy moments, like Clifford alleging that she was threatened to stay quiet about Trump, the rest of it was pretty much a gross-out laugh-fest.
There's a lot in it but really everything you need to know can be gleaned from Twitter's reaction, which includes Cooper's attempts to not laugh when Clifford describes spanking Trump on the ass with a copy of Forbes magazine, and when she declared that Trump once told her she reminded him of his daughter. Yup, that happened too.
Yes, this is real life now and no, we can't believe it either.
imagine being so bad at sex they had to talk about it on 60 Minutes.
— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) March 26, 2018
Trump watching 60 minutes rn #StormyDanielsDay pic.twitter.com/Vt7W4cOnKS
— Kyle Bennett (@elyK_ttenneB) March 26, 2018
In case you needed a visual #StormyDaniels pic.twitter.com/0xh11qIWrH
— Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) March 25, 2018
Anderson's face 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/TuH6rXJ3EF
— Isaac (@WorldofIsaac) March 25, 2018
The best part of this interview so far is watching Anderson Cooper try sooooo hard not to burst out laughing.
— Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina) March 25, 2018
Anderson Cooper’s face says “oh my god, this is going to be fun.�
— Alafair Burke (@alafairburke) March 25, 2018
Oh my.....#StormyDaniels pic.twitter.com/yc2P5jR2Bo
— Damien Woody (@damienwoody) March 25, 2018
60 minutes. Stormy said “Donald said that I reminded him of his daughter.� pic.twitter.com/1u3zOOV47h
— 🕉🔮Willow🔮🕉 (@JackieGotSober) March 25, 2018
If you didn't get to watch 60 Minutes but want to know how it went, this excerpt from the transcript is all you really need to know.#StormyDanielsDay pic.twitter.com/NXPXYGiO9X
— Holly Figueroa O'Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) March 25, 2018
trump’s habit of telling women he wants to have sex with that they remind him of ivanka, in addition to being gross, is incredibly rude to tiffany
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) March 25, 2018
Within five minutes of 60 Minutes..
One. Trump told #StormyDaniels that she “reminded him of his daughter� Two. Trump and Melania sleeep in separate rooms
Three. She was not or ever physically attracted to Trump
Four. Trump was raw dogging it.
Y’all’s 45th.— Dani Kwateng-Clark (@danikwateng) March 25, 2018
“You remind me of my daughter.�#StormyDanielsDay pic.twitter.com/vAvEVuIOYm
— Carly Booth 🌊 (@carly_booth8) March 26, 2018
Watching Stormy Daniels on @60Minutes talk about how the president's lawyer arranged to pay hush money to a porn star to cover up an affair he allegedly had shortly after the birth of his youngest son to his third wife, I think of this tweet pic.twitter.com/3FH2rWRQFD
— Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) March 25, 2018
Dawg if Obama had ever MET stormy Daniels he might not have been elected president lmao
— Trill Withers (@TylerIAm) March 25, 2018
“I don’t have a million dollars. You didn’t even buy me breakfast.� #StormyDaniels pic.twitter.com/7Htpd2VfOH
— Liz Plank (@feministabulous) March 25, 2018
A porn star says on national TV that she spanked our president during their sexual affair and it'll probably not even end up in the top 10 stories of the week. #StormyDaniels
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) March 25, 2018
Bill Clinton lied about an affair and was impeached
Donald Trump apparently had someone's life threatened and then illegally accepted a campaign donation in order to cover up an affair and he's not even being investigated for it/
Welcome to 2018#StormyDanielsDay— Brian KrassensteinðŸ?¬ (@krassenstein) March 26, 2018
