Here are two individuals I never thought would be made reference to in the same story - Larry Flynt and Rudy Giuliani. According to VanityFair.com, the Hustler publisher slated Giuliani for moving in with a gay couple after he split from Donna Hanover: "I don't hate gays. But I don't want to live in an apartment full of them. They'll bitch and cry and all. That doesn't bother Giuliani. It doesn't bother Giuliani to put a dress on to do 'Saturday Night Live.' I don't trust him... Why do you break up with your wife and move in with gay guys?" I dunno, Larry. Maybe to get the gay vote in the upcoming presidential election? It's definitely something to ponder as I horse into my fourth toasted cheese/turkey/ham/stuffing/cranberry sandwich.
