D'you know who's sicker than Amy Winehouse? Karl Lagerfeld... Oh, and her mother, but we'll get to her in a minute. Instead of shunning the singer's lifestyle (which involves jaunts for sugary ice pops at 4am...), the designer has instead decided to laud her style. Amy is now Karl's muse. According to The Sun's Gordon Smart (who's now managing to report some stories as well as tales about boobs, fair play to him) Karl said; "She is a beautiful, gifted artist. And I very much like her hairdo. I took it as an inspiration. Because, in fact, it was also Brigitte Bardot’s hairdo in the late fifties and sixties. And now Amy has made it her own style. So, when I saw her, I knew it was the right moment. Amy... she is the new Brigitte." And to seal his approval he had a fashion show filled with emaciated models sporting oversized bee hives in "Amy-style clothing." I implore Bardot to come forth from whatever animal sanctuary she's now residing in, and inform Mr. Lagerfeld that she's not a strung-out class-A drug abuser who isn't on speaking terms with her waxer and enjoys pottering around the streets of Bow in a state of undress at 5am. Take your sunglasses off, you muppet - the girl is unwell.
