Lady Gaga became 'Larry Gaga' (apologies) when she appeared on Larry King Live.
The Telephone warbler copied the veteran (and by that we mean bleedin' ancient ole fellah) broadcaster’s haircut, braces and tie as she spent the hour talking to the host - about Princess Diana...
"I love Princess Diana so much. She was an enormous influence on me when I was younger because my mother worshipped her so much. When she died, I'll never forget, my mother was crying. It was this very powerful moment in my childhood watching my mother so connected to someone." Or having "a moment" of the slightly unhinged variety.
Gaga, who also said that she was in talks to support Michael Jackson on his This Is It tour before he died, admitted that she is suffering from the potentially terminal disease Lupus. Gaga told King she tested 'borderline positive' for the disease and must be vigilant of her health.
"Lupus is in my family, and it is genetic. I don't show any signs, any symptoms of lupus, but I have tested borderline positive for the disease. So as of right now I do not have it but I have to take good care of myself."
And she's doing a fine job of that, what with having her arse cheeks hanging out 97% of the time. Her mother's probably too caught up in bouts of displaced grief to say "would you cover yerself up little one, you'll catch a cold in yer kidneys!"
