Lady Gaga is the latest celebrity to get a womber attached to her, but she's been quick to put the proverbial record straight during a concert over the weekend.
Having a mid-song chin wag with the audience members at her Hollywood Bowl gig (which sees her collaborate with Tony Bennet), she had this to impart regarding the relentless rumours surrounding her changing silhouette:
"I’m getting a little older and many people think I’m pregnant but I tell them, 'I’m almost f**king 30.' Tony's taught me you can live your life and feel the same every single day forever... I'm having a more difficult time with things. A little more here and there." Then she proceeded to grapple with her thigh.
I hear you, Gaga. When I turned 30, a fellow DART commuter, which I regularly saw during the morning trek, gave me his seat and mumbled "congratulations" while he headed off to stand at the other end of the train. I still took the seat, obvs, but it's just of those things. When I was actually pregnant, bugger all people were as willing to give up their perches.