Why is it every time Geri Halliwell is partnered with someone, it just seems wholly wrong? Geri and Robbie Williams: wrong, they were both far too self-obsessed at the time, and I always got the feeling that, if under duress, he'd choose a pretty boy. Geri and Chris Evans: wrong, they were both too ginger at the time - and, before anyone kicks off, I'm allowed say that. So, prepare yourselves for possibly the biggest mismatch of all... which will come as a surprise if you've managed to avoid the headline and related picture... Geri and David Walliams. The mental image of them canoodling is crippling, even more so than when she was with Evans - he doesn't quite have Walliams' creep factor (stint with Billie Piper aside). Although, the more this coupling is pondered the more plausible it might be - she can dress him up as a lady and he'll stick it in anything. A source speaking to today's Mirror said: "They have been secretly dating since the New Year and nobody knows. They are very tactile with each other (heaves) and he's such a gent (lies). Geri just can't stop smiling... They will be gutted when news of their relationship leaks as until now they've been able to carry on without anyone knowing." And choosing to say the former to the 3am Girls won't contribute to a leak at all.
If other tabloids are to be believed, however, David is in fact dating Lisa Snowden. He was pictured entering Nobu in London with GeorgeClooney's ex. An "onlooker" told The Sun: "They both looked a bit sheepish and seemed awkward having their photo taken. Maybe David was embarrassed to be seen carrying the lingerie." Walliams was indeed pictured brandishing an Agent Provocateur bag at nigh face level; not exactly the actions of one embarrassed by the package they're carrying.
To finish off this bizarre love quadrangle; Mel B and Victoria are allegedly trying to get George Clooney to dump his 29-year-old girlfriend and bring Geri on a dinner date after he divulged she was his "favourite Spice Girl"... George Clooney has a thing for redheads!?! *hurtles out of office*
